Eco-friendly Neighbor Gifts

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I blame global warming!'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.