Nature's Friend T-Shirts

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Rose Garden

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Destruction of the Environment

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Cutting Down Mother Nature

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

The Threat to the Environment

Hourglass earth - time running out

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

Save animals

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Factory Pollution.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'