Nature's Friend T-Shirts

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Rose Garden

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Destruction of the Environment

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Cutting Down Mother Nature

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

The Threat to the Environment

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Hourglass earth - time running out

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Save animals

Factory Pollution.

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

"You look terrible, dude, have you considered giving up humans?"

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"