Nature's Buddy T-Shirts

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

Rose Garden

"Not now, Oliver."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Skier and his dog.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

The Destruction of the Environment

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Grass huggers.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

The Sensitive Dude.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret