Nature's Buddy Gifts

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

Rose Garden

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Bird Torture.

"Not now, Oliver."

'I think he's lonely.'

Skier and his dog.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Relax. They're just crows."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Destruction of the Environment

The Sensitive Dude.

Grass huggers.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Cutting Down Mother Nature

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret