Nature Buddy Gifts

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

"Do me next."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Worm Charmer

"Not now, Oliver."

Bird Torture.

Bike Rides

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I think he's lonely.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Skier and his dog.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'Are we there yet?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'