Nature Buddy Mugs

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

"Do me next."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Worm Charmer

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Bird Torture.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Bike Rides

"Not now, Oliver."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'I think he's lonely.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skier and his dog.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'Are we there yet?'