Bird Buddy Mugs

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'If I have to perch here all day, then you really need to do something about your ear hair.'

Ducklings following a diver.

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

'Have you been overfeeding Oscar again?'

'Peter! Ease up on the after-shave!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

The Sensitive Dude.

'If ever you need a shoulder...'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

STRIP "I had to let that new lad go... I caught him with his hand in the trill"

A bird swearing at noah for cutting down all the trees

Man at vets with his pet birds head stuck in a kettle

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

'Mr. Bluebeard isn't available right now - May I take a message?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'...then they jumped off the hippo, they jumped on to me, and they've been there ever since.'

"Have you seen my friend Timmy? We're playing Hide and Seek..."

"Bravo!"

The Worm Charmer

"You'll never get away with it!"

"No, this isn't some kind of bait and switch operation. I just enjoy feeding the birds."

"Why do you always hog the hedge?"

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."