Nature’s Best Friend T-Shirts

Nature calling.

Rose Garden

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Mad about Roses!

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Grass huggers.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Cutting Down Mother Nature

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Fall in the Greek Temple

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Hourglass earth - time running out

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Hottest temperatures on record.

The Threat to the Environment

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

Save animals

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'