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Isaac Newton...stumped.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Tree Funeral

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Underwater on the Car

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

New to selfies? Pick a style!

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'