Outdoorsy Friend Gifts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Well, not a good day to hunt is it? There's fog in the valley and we can't see a thing..."

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Neighbor Leaf Wars