Outdoorsy Friend Pillows

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Well, not a good day to hunt is it? There's fog in the valley and we can't see a thing..."

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Bike Rides

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Smokey The Tree"