Adventure-loving Friend Gifts

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"They're comfortable."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Where the wild things were."

"Trail mix?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Love linked

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.