Adventure-seeking Friend Gifts

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Hobby Store

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Snowman of the Apes

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING