Friend Who Loves Trips Gifts

Tour group flight advice.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"They migrate here each summer."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Car party.

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

"Are we there, Yeti?"