Friend Who Loves Trips Pillows

Tour group flight advice.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"They migrate here each summer."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Adopt a highway

Car party.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Wall.

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."