Friends Who Love To Travel Pillows

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Are we there yet?'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Airplane Mode.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Will that be coach?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Hell: The Airport"

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."