Friend Who Loves Vacations Pillows

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Bears going water skiing.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Camping.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Camping holidays in the British summer.