Friend Who Just Returned From Vacation Pillows

Back to work

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Airport

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Pirates on holiday.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'Honey, I'm home!'

Monster Souvenir

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

"Hi, I'm the new you."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.