Vacationer With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Easter Island.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Hiker and the Rodents.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'SHOP!!!'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'This is totally bananas!'