Vacationer Humor Lover Pillows

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

No early morning tea past this landing

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Queen on holiday

Holiday Luggage

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'