Vacation Humor Fan Pillows

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Little help?"

The Brothers Grime

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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Snooze Bar.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Girl in cow onesie.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

No, I don

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"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.