Vacation Humor Fan Prints

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Little help?"

The Brothers Grime

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Girl in cow onesie.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Can I have a look at the map?

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Fish finder."