Vacation Humor Lover Prints

Excess Baggage: Before you head off to the pool in your new swimsuit, consider the sensibilities of your fellow cruise passengers.

"Oh no! We have to endure an extended period of cliched Brexit cartoons."

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

The Queen on holiday

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Holiday Luggage

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','