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Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Camping.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'