Travel-loving Friend Gifts

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'