Eco-conscious Lover Gifts

"Valentine's Day"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

A gap between the solar panels

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"