Eco-lover Gifts

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Recycled passion.

'...you know like people plant a tree if a friend dies...well if we cut a tree down in the garden we always go right upstairs and make a baby.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

Climate Crisis

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environment Friendly House.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Climate Change

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."