Environment Lover Gifts

Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"I think your problem is that you are bipolar."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I will avenge you, Father."

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

'Freeloaders.'

Confusion at the recycling centre.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"You're not hugging back! Is there something you want to tell me?"

California Drought

Can't pay, won't pay!

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Climate Crisis

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Honest Vending

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.