Eco-lover Pillows

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Recycled passion.

'...you know like people plant a tree if a friend dies...well if we cut a tree down in the garden we always go right upstairs and make a baby.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

God's Subcontractors

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Climate Crisis

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There is No Planet C

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Environment Friendly House.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Plant Parenthood...

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.