Eco-friendly Lifestyle Lover Pillows

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I blame global warming!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Touring Cyclist

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Earth stove

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.