Green Living Lover Pillows

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Touring Cyclist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I blame global warming!'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."