Green Lifestyle Pillows

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Don’t you just hate that ‘Greener-than-thou’ attitude?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Touring Cyclist

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

"Steamed vegetables."