Green Lifestyle T-Shirts

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Don’t you just hate that ‘Greener-than-thou’ attitude?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Steamed vegetables."

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'