Green Lifestyle Explorer T-Shirts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The Environmentalist

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

But is it organic?

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Environmental Conscience

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Solar Power.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Man generating power for machine.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

The Dog Poo

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Is it sustainable?

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Water.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Low carbon community.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'