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"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Koala

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Zoo animals.

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."