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'Don't want chipolata right at the back.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

So Close..

Humans...What is their purpose?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The circle is complete!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

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