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'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Frog in the puddles.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"She wishes to range free!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Stormy weather

'At ease, soldier.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

The last Passenger Pigeon

The Velvet Mesquite

America Off-line.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Yakety-Yak

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,