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"You slept with her, didn't you?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

Canada Geese

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

Lone Wolf

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.

Chesapeake Septic System and Drainage Overflow and Runoff Tank.

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'Visit my website.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I'm tired."

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set

Various Birds of Pray.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Even cows get the blahs....

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Rattlecornsnake

"You may approach the bench."

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

"Wow - she is stunning."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Tree collapse...

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'