Eco-conscious Romantic Gifts

Recycled passion.

'Oooh - Geoooorge, how romantic!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"We'll always have Paris..."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Dating in 2020

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

"It's not easy being green…"

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Food Pyramid.

SOS of Garbage