Eco-conscious Dater Gifts

"The date went fine. They're a rich, sexy, adventurous world traveler, but their huge carbon footprint is a red flag."

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Recycled passion.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"It's not easy being green…"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Tree funeral.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

SOS of Garbage

Food Pyramid.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

Flying Rhino

"Valentine's Day"