Eco-conscious Romantics Gifts

When she said she was 'involved', she forgot to mention it was with the environment.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Recycled passion.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"