Eco-conscious Romantics Gifts

When she said she was 'involved', she forgot to mention it was with the environment.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"