Eco-romantic Gifts

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Global Warming.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

"It's not easy being green…"

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

SOS of Garbage

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

The Easter Bilby

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."