Eco-romantic Pillows

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Global Warming.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Recycled passion.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"It's not easy being green…"

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

SOS of Garbage

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'