Eco-friendly Romantic Pillows

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Global Warming.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Dating in 2020

Recycled passion.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"But is it Organic?"

"Valentine's Day"

'I just love you, warts and all...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Capitalism and global warming

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'Yeah, on one level, it's nice to be on the 'Endangered Species' list, but it's sad on so many others...'

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'