Eco-friendly Romantic Prints

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Garden Goddess.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Global Warming.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Dating in 2020

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Recycled passion.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"But is it Organic?"

"Valentine's Day"

"I'd like an engagement ring that declares my uncompromising love...for under fifty bucks."

'I just love you, warts and all...'

Capitalism and global warming

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'