Environmental Romantic Prints

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Water company bonus.

Recycled passion.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Love your new tattoo."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Valentine's Day"

'I just love you, warts and all...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

'Would you care to join me in a green dinner?'

"You had me at plant based diet..."

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

"And there she was, skillfully tearing a carcass apart, covered in blood and guts: It was love at first sight..."

Woodpecker Romance

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

"We just came from the stupidest meadow."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Oooh - Geoooorge, how romantic!'