Environmental Romantic Prints

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Water company bonus.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Love your new tattoo."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Valentine's Day"

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'I just love you, warts and all...'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

'Would you care to join me in a green dinner?'

"And there she was, skillfully tearing a carcass apart, covered in blood and guts: It was love at first sight..."

Woodpecker Romance

"We just came from the stupidest meadow."

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

"You had me at plant based diet..."

'Oooh - Geoooorge, how romantic!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Mistletoe and fruitcake instead of flowers and candy for Valentine's Day? You're recycling Christmas stuff, aren't you."