Eco-conscious Romancer Gifts

'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Modern Witch Shoppe

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

Dating in 2020

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"It's not easy being green…"

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Home Heating Oil

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

Flying Rhino

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Valentine's Day"

Energy Firm Conference