Eco-conscious Matchmaker Gifts

Planning our eco-dance is a blast. Maybe for you. I'll do a ton of work then have no one to go with. I'm on it. We'll start and environmentally friendly match-up site. It's carbon dating. No greeniac left behind.

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Recycled passion.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Woo-hoo!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis

Home Heating Oil

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!