Eco-conscious Romancer T-Shirts

'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Recycled passion.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Modern Witch Shoppe

Dating in 2020

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"It's not easy being green…"

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Home Heating Oil

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

The Easter Bilby

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Flying Rhino

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"Valentine's Day"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Energy Firm Conference

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...