Romantic Environmentalist T-Shirts

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Winter Weather.

The unforgiving tree

Recycled passion.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I will avenge you, Father."

Trump to Build Wall

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

Food Chain Gang

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

World water shortage

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Confusion at the recycling centre.