Romantic Environmentalist T-Shirts

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Winter Weather.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The unforgiving tree

Recycled passion.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I will avenge you, Father."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Trump to Build Wall

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

A Bubble of Countryside.

Evolution of love

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

Food Chain Gang

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

World water shortage